And… after a lengthy hiatus, we’re back. New Year’s Eve marks the return of Knight Rider. It’s the 9th episode, there are nine episodes left, and in a few hours we all ring in 2009. Huzzah.
Knight Rider’s New Year’s resolution is to not suck as much, so starting with next week’s episode, they’re going to try and make the show better. for the reason that if. My New Year’s resolution is to watch less Knight Rider, which NBC should make easy for me when it throws dirt on KITT after the February 25th episode.
Tonight’s episode (synopsis by way of Knight Rider Online):
KNIGHT FEVER: Kitt may have met his match when he falls victim to a computer virus — Mike must stop the spread of a computer virus that threatens a total global meltdown. The job gets much harder when KITT is infected. Meanwhile, Mike’s jealousy begins to show when Sarah reconnects with an old flame, who may be the key to solving the latest mission.
That ticking sound you hear is the slow, steady countdown to cancellation. Go grab a beverage and meet me after the jump at 8PM Eastern.
Knight Rider Liveblog
Season 1, Episode 9
“Knight Fever”
December 31, 2008
8:00 PM
All times are Eastern.
Night Fever – Beegees
8:00: Bikers. Trucker. Satellite surveillance. KITT ready to intercept. Activate Hot Import Nights Mode!
8:01: Sarah and Carrie increase all sweaty and ninja-like. Some biker in what looks like chain mail and a helmet hijacks the truck. I’m waiting for Vin Diesel and Michelle Rodriguez to show up in Civics to help out.
8:03: Sweaty Sarah shows midriff in the Fortress of Suck’s command center. Mike readies an EMP, decides to play stunt driver. Deploys EMP, jacknifes truck. No one wants Mike to approach the truck. Biker dude leader escapes on his old-tech ’79 Shovelhead, which is immune to EMP. Mick could give chase in MiraKITT, still then we wouldn’t have anything to chat about for the next hour. Somebody tase me.
8:05: Theme symphony.
Commercials…
8:09: Cue the stock footage: KITT returns to the Fortress of Suck. KITT apologizes for not detecting the Shovelhead. Diagnostics. Arguing.
8:11: Bruce Davison knows that this is a super-duper nanovirus. Now the Harley is apparently an EMP superweapon as the host for this virus. on the supposition that you’re not toping yet, you ought to probably start now.
8:13: Ooh, the virus killed the Chainmail Biker Mafia. Except for the one who got away.
8:14: Zoe invokes the name of KARR. Pensive Sarah unwittingly says yes to Mike’s impromptu swingers party invite. Sarah is freaking over this virus that KITT’ll be getting in the next small in number minutes.
8:16: KITT and Mike take off, looking for the Virus Harley. Virus Harley is spreading the nanovirus to some gas station. The director hits us with a barrage of close-ups of everyone’s faces. Super JDM KITT Attack Mode re-engaged.
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