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Sep

300C Pirate

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A 300c owner who happened to exist a sea-robber, walked into a Chrysler qualities shop. The dealer declared, “Hey dude, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.”

”What be sufficient you mean?” said the 300C pirate guy. “I feel fine…”
dealer: “What about the rigid leg? You didn’t have that before.”
300c driver: “Well, we were in a affair and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m defecate now.”

dealer: “Well, okay, but that which about that hook? What happened to your hand?”
300c driver: “It was in a different battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I’m fine, really.”

dealer: “What about that eye patch?”
300c driver: “Oh, one day I was on deck and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.”

”You’re kidding,” said the trafficker. “You irreclaimable an eye just from bird shit?”

300c driver: “It was my first day by the hook.”

Source: 300c.blogspot.com